Jesus "Time Travellin" Christ
A second coming. A second chance. A lot of issues.
A glowing Bible opens into an interactive pitch deck for the second coming, the second chance, and the many, many issues in between.
A second coming. A second chance. A lot of issues.
A failed messiah, a future apocalypse, and one deeply questionable time machine. The pitch is sacred, stupid, emotional, and built for adult animation.
This is a story about the real Jesus, the pissed off, lazy Jesus. Just because he forgave our sins, does not mean he liked us.
Learning to like humans will not be easy, but with help from Gabe, Penelope, God, and an actual time machine, he might just become the Jesus he was always destined to be and save the world.
Last time Jesus was here, he got screwed big time. Now God sends him back without his powers until he proves he is responsible enough to earn them back.
The future is a very different place. The world is part scary sci-fi, part neon playground, and very much not going well.
The "perfect" president of the world turns out to be the daughter of the Devil. She sends Damian to bring about the apocalypse.
God has watched for way too long and finally decides it is time for the second coming. He is everywhere, judging you, probably disappointed.
Jesus wakes up in another dude's body, meets Penelope, steals a time machine, and goes back to stop the original sin and reset the Bible itself.
Neon prophecy, adult cartoon chaos, and a messiah who would very much prefer not to be responsible for everyone again.
A stolen skateboard becomes the world's least reliable holy artifact: half sci-fi machine, half terrible plan, all timeline damage.
The world trusts Maxine Power. The Devil's daughter is about to turn the world against itself. Jesus would rather not get involved, which is exactly the problem.
A character-first comedy engine: every holy mission is filtered through personality flaws, bad coping mechanisms, and surprisingly sincere friendship.
The complete original art deck is preserved here as illuminated source pages, including the full synopsis and all character sheets.